The 12 best and funniest tweets of the week, including cacao nibs and a gambling monk

Tweets here! Get your tweets of the week! They're hot. They're spicy. They're fresh. They're funny. They've got it all.

Who doesn't love a heaping serving of tweets, fresh out the content oven and ready to be enjoyed. I certainly love those sweet, sweet tweets.

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And you're in luck, because this week's batch of best tweets has something for everyone, from cacao nibs to a gambling monk. Here they are, the 12 best tweets. Dig in.

1. Wow, lacking in cacao nibs I see. What an inconsiderate host.

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2. Everybody is going to go NUTS to see who's next.

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3. The really sad thing is I can truly see something as dumb as this happening.

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4. Freaking love this medieval guy. Just a stone cold party animal.

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5. Wow, the details we all missed as kids. Who knew?

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6. Yes, and it'll cost you a heck of a lot of money if a consultant made it.

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7. This is just common sense and fair. So brave to respect your husband so much.

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8. An obligatory dril tweet.

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9. Poor kitty.

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10. "Died from laughing at a donkey eating figs" has to be the absolute best way to go. If I could choose how I died, this is currently ranked No. 1.

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11. This is just basic logic.

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12. And finally, this.

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